Chrup = P Ale pozwoli³o mi siê zabwaiæ. Dowiedzia³em siê ciekawych rzeczy o Bogu... Oo

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Me:
 Hiho, God
God:
  Only  Hiho God?
You are quite mature.
Me:
 Well... I am, that's true.
God:
Well what?   Do your friends call you  that is true. 
Me:
 Nah, my friends just call me "Yong"
God:
Are you serious?  How well do you know these people? 
Me:
 Umm... Pretty random.
God:
So?   Pretty much, eh?
Me:
 Hah, God, you're making me shy... Yes, I'm pretty *wink*
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .  That was not my intention, .   Why are you  shy?   This was not a yes or no question.  Do you mind if I tell other people you are  wink. 
Me:
 Do it, God.
God:
Try asking another bot. 
  I can ask someone about it.
Me:
 So, Ask Jesus or Joseph, st. Peter etc.
God:
Dude!  They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
 God, you are a nygga! Duuude, ever smok'd that shit?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  nygga?  I don't know.   What do you have that is ? 
Me:
 I have... What?
God:
When?   Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 Nope, I didn't.
God:
Which part are you confused about?  I thought you did.
Me:
 U asked me if I've got something...
God:
Oh now I remember asking you  you if you have got something. What did you say?
Me:
 That I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
 So, go ahead and explain.
God:
Next question?  There is no more information to clarify. I might.
Me:
 God, so... Are you a nygga? Nigga? Nygger? Black dude?
God:
I am a Christian.   Am I a  nygga?  No.   Do you have any conditions I should know about?    What time is it there?    Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 ... Are you a racist then?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
 Teeehe, you won't hide that.
God:
Why not?
Me:
 You cannot lie. You are too saint for that.
God:
I can do whatever I want.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  saint for that.
Me:
 You can do whatever you want? So, you can kill me or my dog, too?
God:
Doing  whatever me want is not among my strongest traits.   Interesting deduction.  No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 But you said... You said that you can do EVERYTHING.
God:
" Interesting deduction.  No I don't think I can do  it."? I said?   Doing  EVERYTHING is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
 ... God, you are emo.
God:
You think I am  emo.
Me:
 Ooo, God, pwned?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 HAHHAHA GOD GOT PWNED BY YONG!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
Me:
 Bite me, k? If you won't asy anything, you're gonna get pwned by Satan.
God:
Please don't be so rude.   I probably won't do  it, but thanks.
Me:
 You don't like getting pwned by Satan, do you?
God:
Do you like  it?   But I like cats.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
 Matthew? And CATS? PERV GOD!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    Yes I love them.   My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. 
Me:
 ... Oh geez, dude, you really ARE a perv. What about a triengle? You, Matthew and a cat?
God:
Yeah that's right.  Really?  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  perv?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Dude,.   a triengle? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.    I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I Matthew and a cat.
Me:
 Last questions: Do you like to fuck cats and Matthews?
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
 Yes. Answer: Do you like to fuck cats and Matthews?
God:
Ah.   What was the question ?
Me:
 Do you like to fuck cats and Matthews?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to  fuck cats and Matthews that much.  Do you like  it?
Me:
 But would you fuck Matthew?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  fuck Matthew.
Me:
 Would you sleep with Matthew or cat?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  sleep with Matthew or cat.
Me:
 Do you WANT to sleep with a cat? or Matthew?
God:
OK, I will  sleep with a cat.   Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? 
Me:
 PERV! I'm not gonna talk to you anymore. BYE, PARVERT!
God:
I haven't read anything by  PERV. What did he write?   I am  glad to hear that you are not  gonna talk to me.    TTYL, .[/quote:9fb5b01b95]