[Tik]: tickbot jabber Moonblaze
[Tickbot]: I found the vore. i read a LJ entry 3 people.
[Moonblaze]: Interesting.
[Moonblaze]: tickbot jabber Everett
[Tickbot]: man marriage. That's why you shouldn't get obsessed. get it then PM me trafton?


23:59:35 &#183; Mondello: and i dont use interpunction
23:59:45 &#183; Mondello: because its for homo's

00:41:50 &#183; Ninjapixie: dude I still have bite marks from monday.


[18:05:28] &lt;Tikje&gt; Let's just say I am wearing cold nipples
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[18:05:51] &lt;Tikje&gt; look the point is I don't really want to play isketch


16:33:28 | &lt;R3p&gt; DEATH TO EMO lolz


22:32:48 &#183; HottFoo4You: My history teacher tells this story every year. And it always makes me like...laugh so hard that I hack up blood
22:33:18 &#183; HottFoo4You: Isn't that a beautiful mental image in itself?
22:33:47 &#183; HottFoo4You: So, the story. My teacher (let's call him Mr. Heyen, since that's his name) lived on a farm when he was young. Nothing too big, just like 30 acres.
22:34:04 &#183; HottFoo4You: So, as is the case with most farms, they had chickens and pigs and cows and stuff. All the usual farm stuffs.
22:35:54 &#183; HottFoo4You: When Mr. Heyen was 5 years old, they got 3 turkeys for the farm. 2 of them were just normal, average turkeys, but one stood above the rest. By the time the turkey was a year old, it was 75 pounds.
22:35:57 &#183; HottFoo4You: (Bye Mono)
22:36:25 &#183; HottFoo4You: So, Heyen's brothers and sisters loved the turkey very much, and it was friendly to them at all times.
22:36:57 &#183; HottFoo4You: However, you all know how turkeys' faces change colors when they are mad/excited/whatever? Well, whenever the turkey would see Mr. Heyen, its face would turn bright purple and it would chase after him.
22:37:13 &#183; HottFoo4You: He hated the turkey so much, that when he was outside he would even put on a false moustache and such to try and trick it.
22:37:39 &#183; HottFoo4You: Well, one day, when he was 8 years old, he was sitting on the porch with his brand new puppy (named Doozer)
22:37:54 &#183; HottFoo4You: What he didn't know was that, right behind him on the porch, was the turkey.
22:38:34 &#183; HottFoo4You: So, all at once, a massive weight crushed down on Mr. Heyen. He was only 8 years old, so he only weighed like 50-60 pounds. As such, the turkey was way bigger than him.
22:38:55 &#183; HottFoo4You: It started clawing his back, flapping its dirty wings in his face, preventing him from breathing, etc.
22:39:24 &#183; HottFoo4You: So, he finally escaped and went inside. It was his parents' decision that the turkey should be killed.
22:40:13 &#183; HottFoo4You: Years later, when Mr. Heyen was 15, he was watching TV. All at once, he had an epiphany. He reccalled a time when he had seen chickens 'reproducing' as it were.
22:40:40 &#183; HottFoo4You: Chickens mate the same way as turkeys, he realized - the male jumps on the female's back, and it flaps its wings and scratches and stuff.
22:40:51 &#183; HottFoo4You: At that moment, Mr. Heyen realized that the turkey did not hate him at all.
22:41:15 &#183; HottFoo4You: So, in conclusion, the turkey died for love.


[21:19] &lt;Mondello&gt; wii is so overrated
[21:19] &lt;Mondello&gt; (but still i can't wait to play with it