00:43:56 :: (iCeD`) Most of my burns have nothing to do with porn

FreeLance: I, for one, had wild sex in the back of a car last night. Speak for yourself.
Doubble Dutch: Indeed it was awesome. And now my tounge is all tired.
xSnooze: i had sex with my shoe last night.. my shoe is so hot!

Doubble Dutch: *No* men get enough of the latter, its biological or something.
FreeLance: I actually turn down sex quite often. Then again, I wear girl pants and girl sweaters and cried unabashedly in public today.
Trafton: Why don't you just turn in your prostate at the counter now?
FreeLance: I'm having a urethral re-route and then having my genitals removed, actually.
Radium: Re-route to where? If you don't mind me asking. You have a lot of creative options.
FreeLance: I'm not entirely sure yet. I'm thinking either out the knee or finger tip.
Iam Canadian: That made me close my legs in an uncomfortable fashion.