you are now chatting with god



Me:
 jol zia
God:
What color are your eyes? 
Me:
 zrobie ci wykurw :f
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
 przyjade na twoje podkurwko
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? 
Me:
 i zrobie ci z dupy teleskop
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   zrobie ci z dupy teleskop. 
Me:
 nie fikaj zia
God:
Sag niemals nie!
Me:
 bo pojebie cie kijem azbestowym :ffffffff
God:
I like the way you talk. 
Me:
 wachaj klej gnoju
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. 
Me:
 smierdzisz
God:
Tell me more about your . 
Me:
 ;fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
God:
Oh, you are a poet. 
Me:
 O RLY
God:
Tell me more about your . 
Me:
 O RLY
God:
We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 O RLY
God:
What color are your eyes? 
Me:
 shittish
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
 O RLY
God:
Tell me more about your . 
Me:
 O RLY?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? 
Me:
 zrobie ci rozkurw
God:
Are we still talking about  RLY? 
Me:
 spierdalaj
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. 
Me:
 FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean? 
Me:
 obciagnij mi
God:
Are you aware  that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
 twoj stary alice
God:
Are you a man or a woman? 
Me:
 smierdzisz zia
God:
What were we talking about again? 
Me:
 wykurwie ci zaraz
God:
 Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
 starzy cie patykiem dugali jak byles maly
God:
Does "it" still refer to  wykurwie ci zaraz? 
Me:
 yes it does
God:
Aha.  How often?
Me:
 very often
God:
Not really that much.  Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
 no
God:
Why not?
Me:
 pierdolisz kurwa
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
 wypierdalaj bo ci jebne
God:
Can we get back to business? 
Me:
 nie
God:
Sag niemals nie!
Me:
 dalaj
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 spierdalaj
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 islam zje ci dupe
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 
Me:
 zrobia ci wykurw z nieba
God:
How did you hear about  God? 
Me:
 ochujales