Moga byc stare, grunt zeby byly smieszne. Chodzi mi o to zeby je zebrac w jedne miejsce :) Ok, to zaczynam (kater nie musi czytac, bo je wymyslil)

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
-Nail its other hand to the floor.


What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
-I don't have sex with my sandwich before I eat it


How many babies are needed to paint a house?
-Depends on how hard you throw them


How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.


What's better than twenty dead babies in baskets?
One dead baby in twenty baskets.


whats three feet tall and can't turn sideways in a hallway?
a baby with a spear through it's head


How do you get 20 Dead Babies into a jar? With a blender.
How do you get them out? With Nachos.


what's the difference between a bicycle and a baby?
i don't eat my bicycle when i'm done riding it


Whats the difference between a dead baby and a brick wall?
You can't fuck a brick wall!


what is the difference between my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't kill my girlfriend after sex.


what's the differnce between a baby and an onion?
I allways cry when i'm cutting an onion!


Whats funnier than a dead baby,
A dead baby wearing a clown suit.


What's the difference between a hotpocket and a dead baby?
I don't fuck a hotpocket after I take it out of the microwave.


what does a baby sound like in a blender
i dont know cos i was too busy fapping


Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a p[ile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.


What is the best part of raping a 5 years old girl?
- If you turn it around it feels like a 3 years old boy.


What's the best thing about fucking a 3 year old boy?
You don't have to pretend.


How do you save a drowning baby?
Take your foot off its head.


Whats blue and fucks babys?
Me in my fav blue suit.


Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand?
You cant move the pile of sand with a pitch fork.