http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
hahaha
[quote:3951e8ac52]Me:
 fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude. 
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 so you don't know how to swear?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
 So god is the matrix..
God:
So?  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  the matrix.
Me:
 neo?
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " neo." .
Me:
 THERE IS NO FORK!
God:
Has there ever been  FORK?
Me:
 has there ever been a GOD?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
 are you stupid?
God:
No  I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
 because...?
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
 god i'd like to  fuck you hard...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 so?We can fuck in the church
God:
Come on.  How?
Me:
 rawr..so we'll fuck...i prefere doggy style!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  neo.  But I did not get that.    Thanks for the information:  said   prefere doggy style. 
Me:
 You got owned god..YOU GOT OWNED![/quote:3951e8ac52]