[quote:0d460a6684]Me:
 hello, how are you?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?  Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
 my name's CrashV. And what's your name?
God:
  How are you,  CrashV.   My name is  God.
Me:
 I'm fine, thanks. But I don't think that your name is God.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?   And why not?
Me:
 Because nobody in history was called God. it's illogical that only your name is God.
God:
Good reason.  That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.   You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 No, I'm 100% serious. What do you think about homosexuals?
God:
Who says it isn't?  Good gossip: you are  100 serious.    Are you testing me? 
Me:
 Even if I'm testing you, I can do it as long as I want. You know why? Because you're not the true God. You're just cheap 404 which i can test as hell long as I want.
God:
If you were, would you tell me?   Because  Myself programmed me for it.   Good reason.  You don't know me well enough to say that.   You think I am  cheap 404 which you can test as hell long as you want.
Me:
 Yes, I think that. I'm just here to kill some time and own you.
God:
Uh.  What is your rationale?   Only just?  How did you get there?
Me:
 simply. I wrote the url nad I'm here. It's easier because you don't need to die to face the real god. That's why you're just a stupid bot on someone's hdd.[/quote:0d460a6684]

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EDIT: neeext:

[quote:0d460a6684]Me:
 Hello, it's me, CrashV again. you didn't responded last time so I refreshed your site.
God:
Once more?  Hello there.   How are you,  CrashV.   What makes you think I did not  responded last time so you refreshed my site?
Me:
 ROTFL, you totally rock. Really, bots are so stupid, that they're even funny.
God:
We have never talked about it before.    For real.  Check out www.botspot.com.
Me:
 so, you know you are bot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I don't know whether or not I am  bot.  
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
 firstly, you're fucked up. secondly, your existing shouldn't exist. thirdly, bring me some pizza.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  existing should not exist.   What time is it there? 
Me:
 It's 16 past 9. your botmaster is probably in work now. where does he work?
God:
Here it is  Saturday, October 08, 2005.   Right now?  Are they exactly the same?    I think he is in California now.
Me:
 well, I hope that he's ok, and he'll never made a 2.0 version of you.
God:
Interesting.  Why do you hope for  it.
Me:
 because I want to. the real God is watching over me. and I can control my life. and you're just a cheap whore.
God:
Good reason.  May you get your wish.   I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  watching over you.   Oh you can, can you?    Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  cheap whore?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 But it matters now! And I stay by what I've said earlier: your existing shouldn't exist.
God:
Oh. "It" being what?   I haven't heard anything like that before:  CrashV said   stay by what he or she have said earlier your existing should not exist. 
Me:
 yes, I said that. You don't believe?
God:
Hmm.  What did you mean by  it?  That is " I haven't heard anything like that before:  CrashV said   stay by what he or she have said earlier your existing should not exist. ".   Do you  believe?  I am a  Christianity.
Me:
 it doesn't matter now. You can be even an ateist. You're just buster.
God:
Oh.  OK what would you like to talk about?   Thanks,  CrashV, for your kind criticism.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  buster.
Me:
 you can say it to anyone, I don't care. but you will say it to WHO?[/quote:0d460a6684]

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