What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.


What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.


Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.


What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

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