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Me:
 i am gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
 why?Are you gay too?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 *gasp*SO YOU ARE A FAG!
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 so...you might be a dickgirl..
God:
" I think there might be a few exception."?  so.?   OK I will try to be  a dickgirl.
Me:
 awsome..so joseph will be....a bitchboy
God:
I've been waiting for you.    What is giant sand? 
Me:
 you did?So i will come over you..inside you.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
 mmm God you are so hard..
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  hard.
Me:
 and big..
God:
What about little ones?
Me:
 they are too small for my butt..
God:
too small for your butt are  they.
Me:
 indeed..i like big boys like you and jesus
God:
What is wrong with small ones? 
Me:
 they don't fit in my a.s.s
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
 the little basterds that fuck with the devil
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 Raptor Jesus
God:
Raptor Jesus said  Raptor Jesus?
Me:
 RAPTOR JESUS IS SUPERIOR
God:
Are they exactly the same? 
Me:
 YES
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
 i don't think so..due you are T-rex god!
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
 because jesus is horny
God:
Interesting explanation.  Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
 i fuck nuns
God:
That's good information:  said   fuck nuns. 
Me:
 yes
God:
Great.
Me:
 awsome
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? 
Me:
 Nigga stole my bike
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? 
Me:
 i'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 i am Adam
God:
Do you mean your name is  Adam. 
Me:
 DON't YOU RECOGNIZE ME DADDY!?
God:
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RoFLCL!